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Facebook shitcoin 

As Mastercard, Visa and PayPal are all members of Facebook's shitcoin club does this mean that non-Libra transactions made on those payment platforms automatically become part of FBs trove of personal data?

Kim Darroch’s 6 Ways to manipulate Donald Trump 

"As an actionable piece of political intelligence, the Darroch memoranda will be shared by politicians, diplomats, spies — basically anybody who is keen on getting inside Trump’s skull and throwing his switches. For giving us this 100-proof Trump distillation, Ambassador Darroch shouldn’t have gotten the sack. He should have gotten a promotion to foreign minister."

Absolutely sucks that "sport" gets a slot in every news programme.

It's so arbitrary. Why not report on pub quizzes or computer games instead?

Sport a shit.

Request for monkey 

"Right turn, Tiny Clyde"

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Request for monkey 

Planning on re-enacting Every Which Way But Loose but with a pygmy marmoset.

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Request for monkey 

I need monkey. Give me a nice monkey please.

I just realised my piphany is one of those new electric ones

Going to go and buy a £1 throw-away SIM just for this login.

Google can fuck off.

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google> We must send you a text to verify it's you logging in

google> But we don't have your phone number. Please give it to us now so we can send you the text

me> This is very secure and not at all a poor attempt at harvesting my phone number

Trump "social media summit" 

fucking hell, check this shit out. It's all right-wing extremists and conspiracy losers.

The attendee list is hilarious. Ben Garrison would have been there, but got uninvited for being too antisemetic.

Cannot wait to see the policy decisions based on this meeting

OKCupid question:

"What is your favourite Autechre live set?"

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