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Kim Darroch’s 6 Ways to manipulate Donald Trump 

Absolutely sucks that "sport" gets a slot in every news programme.

It's so arbitrary. Why not report on pub quizzes or computer games instead?

Sport a shit.

Request for monkey 

Request for monkey 

Request for monkey 

I just realised my piphany is one of those new electric ones

Going to go and buy a £1 throw-away SIM just for this login.

Google can fuck off.

google> We must send you a text to verify it's you logging in

google> But we don't have your phone number. Please give it to us now so we can send you the text

me> This is very secure and not at all a poor attempt at harvesting my phone number

Trump "social media summit" 

OKCupid question:

"What is your favourite Autechre live set?"

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