@lain You have to be at least this incoherent to become president of the U.S. of A.

Walking into the room like Mike Muir in the "You can't bring me down" video

England's controversial extraction of personal medical histories from GP systems is delayed for a second time


Incredibly annoyed that his penis-replacement space dong didn't blow up on re-entry.

If I was crew on that monstrosity I would certainly have sacrificed myself for the greater good.

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UK Hellscape 

@June indeed, UK conservatives always copy what they see in America.

As always, the needs of capitalists are more important than anything else.

UK Hellscape 

Government advice for those that are vulnerable?

Do your shopping at 2am

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UK Hellscape 

BBC "coronavirus update" currently on TV.

It's a huge propaganda piece. So far the "report" has featured footage of nightclubs opening with crowds smiling, drinking and dancing.

Interviews all saying they are so glad everything is back to normal and specifically that they are not at all worried and are happy to see everyone having fun.

Meanwhile infection figures are worse than January

coronavirus, capitalism as death cult 

@alex indeed. Government already said they would dial down the sensitivity of the app so less people would be contacted and told to isolate. Total madness

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BBC news: Boris is amazing for removing restrictions with predictions of 100,000 new Covid cases per day throughout the summer being entirely acceptable.

Also BBC News: *to an SNP politician* Cases in Scotland are currently well below 100,000 cases per day and falling. How have you fucked this so badly?

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