Here, let me ruin television advertisements even more for you: Too many advertisements use the phrase:

"Introducing... blah"

Once you hear it, it's like when you pay attention to musicians breathing in between words, or their fingers sliding on the guitar strings. It's really fuckin' annoying.

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